mymompickedthisurl:

liaaxoo:

I hate when I misplace my glasses because then I’m forced to walk around looking like I’m suspicious of everything in the room

whattabout you, cabinet? huh, you sketchy piece of shit? did you take ‘em?

(via hajimmaru)

fedoralpolice:

when your hairdresser keeps trying to start a conversation with you

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(Source: fedoralpolice, via benedictedcumberbabeof221)